Rajnikant - His Facts Part -2

Rajanikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikant can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikant.

Rajanikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikant only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikant, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikant takes this as a personal insult.