Friday, July 11, 2008

Different types of Women In Computer terms - Part 1

Different types of Women in Computer Terminology

INTERNET WOMAN: It's not easy to get access to her.

SERVER WOMAN: She's always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS WOMAN: Everybody knows she cannot do anything right, but no body can live without her.

AOL WOMAN: Nobody can stand her for more than half an hour.

EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do lots of things, but you only use her for the 4 basic operations.

WORD WOMAN: She always has a surprise for you and there isn't anybody who really understands her.

D.O.S. WOMAN: There was a time when everybody needed her, but nobody wants her now.

BACKUP WOMAN: You think you have everything with her, but actually there is always something missing.

SCANDISK WOMAN: She is good deep inside and she is only trying to help.
But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.

SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is useless, but you have fun with her.

PAINTBRUSH WOMAN: Easy to use, but nobody gets satisfied.

RAM WOMAN: She forgets everything as soon as she is unplugged.

HARD DISK WOMAN: She always remembers everything.

MOUSE WOMAN: She is useful only when she is pushed and dragged.

MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes everything look nice.

JOYSTICK WOMAN: When you use her, you end with your hand sweating and
your arm aches.

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