Rajanikant - His Facts Part - 1

You want to know who is Rajanikant....here are the facts

Rajanikant makes onions cry

Rajanikant can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikant killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikant can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikant can drown a fish.
When Rajanikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikant and Rajanikant.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Rajanikant can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikant. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikant.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikant' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikant.

If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."