Different types of Women In Computer terms - Part 2

MICROSOFT WOMAN: She wants to dominate every man she meets. She'll try to convince you she's the best for you. She schemes how to make you get in trouble with other women. She promises you that she'll do whatever you want if you throw your girl friends' telephone numbers away. Suddenly, she will be the only one in your life.
There will come a time when you will need her approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your car keys.

PASSWORD WOMAN: You think you're the only one who knows her, but actually everybody knows her.

MP3 WOMAN: Everybody wants to have her.

USER WOMAN: She does nothing right and she is always demanding more than she really needs.

ANALYST-PROGRAMMER WOMAN: She is always cooking, she is always mending.

CPU WOMAN: She has a great look outside, but she is empty inside.

MONITOR WOMAN: She makes you see life in colourful ways.

CD-ROM WOMAN: Everytime she is faster.

CONSULTANT WOMAN: She tells you everything except what you want to know.

E-MAIL WOMAN: When she talks, at least 8 things out of 10 are nonsenses.

VIRUS WOMAN: (ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least expect, she gets into your life, she stays and takes control of all your belongings. If you try to get rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if you don't, then you may lose everything.