Saturday, March 24, 2012

10 Lessons from Einstein


1. Follow Your Curiosity “I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”

2. Perseverance is Priceless “It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

3. Focus on the Present “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

4. The Imagination is Powerful “Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions. Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

5. Make Mistakes “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”

6. Live in the Moment “I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.”

7. Create Value “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”

8. Don’t be repetitive “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

9. Knowledge Comes From Experience “Information is not knowledge. The only source of knowledge is experience.”

10. Learn the Rules and Then Play Better “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Collection of Romantic Text Messages

  • I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

  • Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you

  • My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

  • The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth

  • Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice

  • If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you

  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

  • If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas

  • If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back

  • One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE

  • I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Collection of Romantic Messages


Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

More to come...wait n watch...

Friday, May 28, 2010

New Dating Dictionary

ATTRACTION.. ... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING...... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL..... . avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... . a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE. .... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING. .... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY.. ... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC. .... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

How true these laws are???

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!”

Husband:” That’s it. We are happy ever after.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

TRUE INSPIRING STORY. WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T

This is a true story that happened in Japan.

In order to renovate the house,

Someone in Japan breaks open the wall.

Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between
The wooden walls.

When tearing down the walls, he found that
There was a lizard stuck there

Because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet.

He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious,
As when he checked the nail,

It was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!!

What happened?

The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!

In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving,
It is impossible and mind-boggling.

Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years!
Without moving a single stepsince its foot was nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard,
What it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating.

Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard,
With food in its mouth.

Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply.

For the lizard that was stuck by nail,
Another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years...

Imagine? It has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years,
Without giving up hope on its partner.

Imagine what a small creature can do
That a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

Please never abandon your loved ones

Lesson from the Story:

Never Say you are Busy When They Really Need You ...

You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.

But You Might Be The Only World To Them..

A Moment of negligence might break the very heart
Which loves you through all odds..

Before you say something just remember..
It takes a moment to Break
But an entire lifetime to make...