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Different types of Women In Computer terms - Part 2

MICROSOFT WOMAN: She wants to dominate every man she meets. She'll try to convince you she's the best for you. She schemes how to make you get in trouble with other women. She promises you that she'll do whatever you want if you throw your girl friends' telephone numbers away. Suddenly, she will be the only one in your life.
There will come a time when you will need her approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your car keys.

PASSWORD WOMAN: You think you're the only one who knows her, but actually everybody knows her.

MP3 WOMAN: Everybody wants to have her.

USER WOMAN: She does nothing right and she is always demanding more than she really needs.

ANALYST-PROGRAMMER WOMAN: She is always cooking, she is always mending.

CPU WOMAN: She has a great look outside, but she is empty inside.

MONITOR WOMAN: She makes you see life in colourful ways.

CD-ROM WOMAN: Everytime she is faster.

CONSULTANT WOMAN: She tells you everything except what you want to know.

E-MAIL WOMAN: When she talks, at least 8 things out of 10 are nonsenses.

VIRUS WOMAN: (ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least expect, she gets into your life, she stays and takes control of all your belongings. If you try to get rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if you don't, then you may lose everything.

Different types of Women In Computer terms - Part 1

Different types of Women in Computer Terminology

INTERNET WOMAN: It's not easy to get access to her.

SERVER WOMAN: She's always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS WOMAN: Everybody knows she cannot do anything right, but no body can live without her.

AOL WOMAN: Nobody can stand her for more than half an hour.

EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do lots of things, but you only use her for the 4 basic operations.

WORD WOMAN: She always has a surprise for you and there isn't anybody who really understands her.

D.O.S. WOMAN: There was a time when everybody needed her, but nobody wants her now.

BACKUP WOMAN: You think you have everything with her, but actually there is always something missing.

SCANDISK WOMAN: She is good deep inside and she is only trying to help.
But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.

SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is useless, but you have fun with her.

PAINTBRUSH WOMAN: Easy to use, but nobody gets satisfied.

RAM WOMAN: She forgets everything as soon as she is unplugged.

HARD DISK WOMAN: She always remembers everything.

MOUSE WOMAN: She is useful only when she is pushed and dragged.

MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes everything look nice.

JOYSTICK WOMAN: When you use her, you end with your hand sweating and
your arm aches.

Rajnikant - His Facts Part -2

Rajanikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikant can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikant.

Rajanikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikant only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikant, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikant takes this as a personal insult.

Rajanikant - His Facts Part - 1

You want to know who is Rajanikant....here are the facts

Rajanikant makes onions cry

Rajanikant can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikant killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikant can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikant can drown a fish.
When Rajanikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikant and Rajanikant.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Rajanikant can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikant. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikant.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikant' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikant.

If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Bill Gates - 11 Rules

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

NO POINTING FINGERS

A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage.

Could you please share with me your secret?"
The father-in-law answered in a smile,

"Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or

when she does something wrong.

Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses,

she could not find a better husband than you."

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face.

Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at.

This is the start of a war.

We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person,

The other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.

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Remember one thing in life :

"Good life starts only when you stop wanting a better one"